japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

ksteeno:

fuckin pretentious ass bitch twats all i can do with coffee is spill it

ksteeno:

ssuuiicciiddee:

livinterrupted:

Every

fucking

girl.

i wish i could be better

hi my name is she and thank you everyone

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

iwanttogetdrunkwithsjb:

WITCH SLAP

earn31:

Harry Potter reading Harry Potter on the set of Harry Potter during shooting of Harry Potter.

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

liftedandgiftedd:

nigga swervee.